A city-slicker was driving down a country road when he noticed a man standing in his apple orchard holding a pig.
The farmer would raise the pig up and let him pick an apple from the tree and eat it.
The city fella stopped and asked the farmer what he was doing. "Feeding my pig" the farmer replied, a little dumfounded by the stupidity of the question
The man then asked the farmer if it wouldn't save time just to shake the tree and let the pig eat the fallen apples?
The farmer thought about this for a minute and then asked the man "What's time to a pig?"
..............Have a great week, all.
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Would you buy an eye surgery from this man?
After barely passing my FAA physical's eye test and generally complaining "I can't see squat", I gave in and had cataract surgery on my one good eye. One of the more bizzare aspects of this adventure was that not 30 seconds after finishing carving on my eye he has you sit up and pose for a picture! While still pretty heavily in LaLa Land, I thought it was a picture of the eye job for medical purposes. What a suprise to find out it was a get well card from Dr. Frasz in my take home kit of eye drops and sunglasses! (I ended up looking some better after a couple cups of complimentary hospital coffee and toast) Like I always say, if you ever go to Mayo Regional Hospital for your medical needs, you'll never go anywhere else again.
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